when someone with this on a page about themselves requests my friendship, I just have to scratch my head and wonder. Do they even READ anything about ME first?!
"My hair, shoes, and jeans are my FETISH. I have a disease, its called 'excessive shopping'. Mascara and lip gloss are a MUST. J'adore slow jams <3 R&B and DIRTY DIRTY house. Therefore>> Clubs are my SANCTUARY. I love to dance. I drink, I dont smoke. FOOD is my LIFE -- cookies | pudding | funnel cakes | ice cream (soft serve-TWIST)| candy | anything chocolate--Oh man, you got me. Trident Tropical Twist gum is THE only gum i'll chew + im obsessssed with frozen After8 drinks.I also have a lesbian crush on Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan <3 ANDD Lauren Conrad (i think i'd be best friends with lindsay n lauren yup). Im all about NipTuck, The OC, The Hills, House of Carters, The Real World, I admire real artists, with serious singing abilities, some of my favs = Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, Justin Timberlake, Backstreet Boys, Ryan Cabrera, Craig David, Nick Lachey....."
Unless they are going for that opposites attract deal, I just can't imagine.
LIKE, O M G!!!!! ME AND LINDSAY AND LAUREN WOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS TOO! AAAAAND DOESN'T NICK LACHEY'S SINGING MAKE YOU WANNA SWOON?!
jesus...
"My hair, shoes, and jeans are my FETISH. I have a disease, its called 'excessive shopping'. Mascara and lip gloss are a MUST. J'adore slow jams <3 R&B and DIRTY DIRTY house. Therefore>> Clubs are my SANCTUARY. I love to dance. I drink, I dont smoke. FOOD is my LIFE -- cookies | pudding | funnel cakes | ice cream (soft serve-TWIST)| candy | anything chocolate--Oh man, you got me. Trident Tropical Twist gum is THE only gum i'll chew + im obsessssed with frozen After8 drinks.I also have a lesbian crush on Mischa Barton and Lindsay Lohan <3 ANDD Lauren Conrad (i think i'd be best friends with lindsay n lauren yup). Im all about NipTuck, The OC, The Hills, House of Carters, The Real World, I admire real artists, with serious singing abilities, some of my favs = Kelly Clarkson, Mariah Carey, Justin Timberlake, Backstreet Boys, Ryan Cabrera, Craig David, Nick Lachey....."
Unless they are going for that opposites attract deal, I just can't imagine.
LIKE, O M G!!!!! ME AND LINDSAY AND LAUREN WOULD TOTALLY BE LIKE THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS TOO! AAAAAND DOESN'T NICK LACHEY'S SINGING MAKE YOU WANNA SWOON?!
jesus...
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punknitemike:
hahaha...thats fuckin funny! i wonder if they are even a real person! 
famous_amos:
that is fucking funny. there are some fucked up people out there