painteddevil

Devil: A large, usually ugly, ill-manered person, who scares small children, large children, church people, and bikers. They sometimes wear dragon hats, often drink guinness(in large quantities), smoke cigars, and will eat most ANYTHING(without regard for human life, or small animals in close proximity). They have been known to befriend small animals, large animals, inanimate objects, and invisible people. They can run foot races against horses, fight with small, toothless dogs, challenge roosters to fights, and box with cats. They have unlimited imagination, amazing strength, un-believable speed, and an intelligence that borders madness. they are capable of almost any task, and will fullfill that task at almost any cost. But only a few can be warm hearted, careing, generous, and good natured. These few are loyal, watchfull, and far more protective that any other being in this world. Watch your Devils, for we watch you.