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I hate girls who ask people via webpages, blogs, or other livejournal type shit, to buy them things for no good reason.

"Who wants to buy me this cool new butt plug from my Amazon wishlist?"

"So I guess I wont have the new 'Battered Teenagers' album...unless someone wants to buy it for me..."

And for that matter, if you ever see me at a club, don't ever ask me to buy you a drink either, and don't think that I'll do it on my own, cause I wont. Get a damn job.

Oh yeah, one more thing, Thongs are out, stop wearing them with the straps flying out of the tops of your waste band, you don't have the ass for it sister...

Edit to include (from SomethingAwful.com):

Current WWotM: Natalee Holloway

Barely legal Natalee Holloway gets a trip to Aruba as part of her High School graduation gift. Ever the overachiever, Natalee decides to get a head start on college by drinking herself into a stupor and putting herself in a situation where a bunch of strange guys she just met can easily stick things into her. Unfortunately, someone stuck the wrong thing in the wrong orifice or something and she got killed. Ooops.

MORAL: If you are a pretty young girl and you die mostly due to your own stupidity, huge chunks of the nation will still mourn your loss and you'll get twenty times the media attention than some boring, ugly guy who died trying to defuse a bomb in Ashabombalot Iraq or wherever.