Ok, I have been selling concert tickets on E-bay. I had a bidder win an auction for a floor seat ticket to see Pearl Jam here in Cleveland next month. Now, this bidder wants me to refund his money because he thought my auction was for multiple tickets. My auction CLEARLY states:
"Number of Tickets: 1
Awesome floor seat for Pearl Jam at Quicken Loans Arena (formerly Gund Arena) on May 20, 2006. The seat is located in section X, row X, seat X. The floor seats are sold out! This is one of the best seats available on Ebay."
Granted I might not be the smartest man on the planet, but when the FUCK did "Number of Tickets:1" mean multiple fucking tickets? When the FUCK did "Awesome floor SEAT" mean multiple seats? Seriously, this shit is not motherfucking rocket science. It's basic, simple fucking MATH. One is less than two. One is a single item. Multiple items are generally considered to be a number greater than ONE. Am I right? Ok, I thought so.
"Number of Tickets: 1
Awesome floor seat for Pearl Jam at Quicken Loans Arena (formerly Gund Arena) on May 20, 2006. The seat is located in section X, row X, seat X. The floor seats are sold out! This is one of the best seats available on Ebay."
Granted I might not be the smartest man on the planet, but when the FUCK did "Number of Tickets:1" mean multiple fucking tickets? When the FUCK did "Awesome floor SEAT" mean multiple seats? Seriously, this shit is not motherfucking rocket science. It's basic, simple fucking MATH. One is less than two. One is a single item. Multiple items are generally considered to be a number greater than ONE. Am I right? Ok, I thought so.