I think I feel like an artichoke. Of course, not being quite sure what an artichoke would feel like, or even taste light.. I think i'm just confused and reaching for inatimate objects that look like how I feel. Green and bumpy. That is an artichoke right? See? That's how much I know about artichokes... not even sure what they look like.
user092834:
artichokes look like green pinecones. but taste much better.