ox45

SWEET MARY CHRIST! It's 90 damn degrees (fahrenheit, suckas!) here on the muddy banks of the Puget Sound. It's hot and it's sticky. And I know what some of you are thinking: "Oh, 90 degrees is nothin', we have humidity, we live in the desert, we wear a lot of animal pelts...", etc. FUCK YOU! It's hot here. I'm dripping sweat, I don't want to move, it pains me to drink beer, but I'm that goddamn loyal to Lady Liquor that I do it anyway. Ahhhhhh! Arrrggghhh! Is this what we get for all the Aqua Net and SUV's? Kill me. Seriously, there's no point...