There's nothing like getting dressed up for a wedding reception to make you realize how much you're not getting laid. At least the booze is free. Also, I look damn good in a suit.
Upon sobering up, perhaps I should rephrase: There's nothing like going to a wedding reception to make a loner feel like an outcast. However, I do look good in a suit.
Upon sobering up, perhaps I should rephrase: There's nothing like going to a wedding reception to make a loner feel like an outcast. However, I do look good in a suit.
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derceto:
yeah, its too bad that you can't make it down for the show 
lizzi:
I was going to write something smart-ass like, "I know you're a dick cause it says so right in your profile. But you went and changed it on me! You dick.