overlordspectre

Hmmm...

So I think all of like 4 people know I'm on here, so this is for the 4 of you...

ooooooooooooooooo....... I wanna suck you'se guys dicks off... but then she'd be like, I heard you guys were a couple of faggots, and then go suck off two other guys dicks.

What's a nubian?

BLACK RAGE!!!!

So I'm going over all the goals I set for myself when I get older... I'm making progress on some, and have discussed some others with goob , like fucking in every state... but I'm perplexed by the one where I have to impregnate someone when I'm in my 90's... I mean, yeah, I guess I should just be happy if I can get it up at that point, but I don't wanna skoff at my goals, ya know?

So what I'm thinking, is I'm gonna get in a lightsaber fight with ewan mcgregor, and let him get the upper ground... then after attempting to flip over him and having my legs cut off and being burned by lava, I think i'll start a cult... mind you this will be after I get the robotic legs, voice box and cool suit... it's all about the suit...

I was having sex the other night... well, pretty much every night this week, and most mornings, but then I keep having to go to work.. I think I might stop doing that.

One day at work this week I got a hummer... It was odd cause I was taking a dump and then all of a sudden I felt somone place their lips on my ass and start humming, I thought it odd, but in fear of seeing my own man junk, I couldn't look down to see who was hiding in the toilet... Instead I peed on the person and they seemed to enjoy and started singing...

Could R. Kelly have really gotten into my toilet at work? Did my masturbation habits lure him there? Will Batman find refills for his bat-shark repellant?

Inquiring minds want to know! Where's the beef?

GUMMY BEARS.... BOUNCING HERE AND THERE AND EVERYWHERE... HIGH ADVENTURE THAT'S BEYOND COMPARE...