my ex girl friend called me acting like she wants to get back together and stuff then out of no where she says " guess what i did last night " and im like "what" and she says " i sucked some guy off" so i hang up and dont answer the phone for the first 5 times and then she trys to tell me she was kidding. so i hung up agian and im no longer answering the phone. VIEW 17 of 17 COMMENTS
Happy god damned holidays man.
hope she gets herpes from that guy she sucked off
haha
and who needs 5 sweaters
you live in cali?
i kid, i kid
hope your xmas was a good one
later
lmh