outlawtanker

I'M HOME!!!

I got home from Iraq on Saturday. now, I just need to figure out how to react to the family since there's always lots of changes when I deploy. It's been pretty good so far, my wife and I both have new pet peeves but it's just minor stuff that will either be overlooked or worked through.

I spent all of monday night getting trashed. When I finally made it home and slept, I ended up waking and feeling like hammered shit. I found out I was sick also, I spent all of Tues. barfing in the toilet, and then dry heaved for another 2 days. At first I thought it was just the liqour, but on day 2 of feeling like ass I figured I must not be immune to these clean american germs, and came down with something. My wife is still convinced I licked a seat at the strip club, although she never did see me do it, and I for one, would never lick the seat, everyone knows all the good stuff is UNDER the seat. MMMMM>..

Well, enough of that for now. I'll try to update later. Peace and polar fleece, yo
pirate... arghhh