alarms hate me. they want to seek vengeance on me for whatever reason.
yesterday: set alarm, go to sleep. my alarm goes off 3 hours early at 3:30 am. in sleepy torper, i turn it off. wake up late for class. haul ass to class, and it's already over. i couldn't afford to miss another day.
today: stayed up until 5:30 last night because my friends needed to do laundry. I need to wake up in an hour so i can leave for school. set alarm. wake up 3 hours later to my dog throwing up on my parents new carpet. bastard alarm clock. haul ass to school. falling asleep at the wheel. class is over. no late finals accepted. fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
yesterday: set alarm, go to sleep. my alarm goes off 3 hours early at 3:30 am. in sleepy torper, i turn it off. wake up late for class. haul ass to class, and it's already over. i couldn't afford to miss another day.
today: stayed up until 5:30 last night because my friends needed to do laundry. I need to wake up in an hour so i can leave for school. set alarm. wake up 3 hours later to my dog throwing up on my parents new carpet. bastard alarm clock. haul ass to school. falling asleep at the wheel. class is over. no late finals accepted. fuck me gently with a chainsaw.
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That's some shit you're dealing with! Are they going for the niece/dog explanation? Do we need to start getting resourcefull? (i.e. both Erich and I are technically disabled... I know I can get a doc's note for a caretaker...)