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Sugar Daddy (candy)
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Sugar Daddy is a caramel lollipop manufactured by Tootsie Roll Industries. A bite-sized candy, based on the Sugar Daddy is marketed under the name Sugar Babies (candy).

The Sugar Daddy was originally called the Papa and was invented in 1925 by the James O. Welch Company, and was the biggest lollipop of its time. The name was changed to Sugar Daddy in 1932. Sugar Babies were introduced three years later, in 1935. Today, Sugar Daddies are produced in two sizes, the Junior Pop, with 53 calories, and the Large Pop, with 200 calories.

If your post office lady, whose name is Peanut, gives you a Sugar Daddy, it will take at least half an hour to eat, will pull out your tongue stud, get stuck to your gums, and stick to your skirt when you try to put it in the trashcan.