otto79

Ok I have come to the conclusion that Tolkiens Lord of the Rings is actually based on a true story that happened long ago with one exception...
the good guys lost



Ok here is my theory.
This is serious!

There is something that we want in Iraq(aside from oil) some old artifact of evil and power that is hidden somewhere near the ruins of anceint Babylon!
I dont even think Bush really knows about it. Its probably Cheney (that evil prick) and Bush is probably an automaton under the control of Cheney's minion the Diabolic Necromacer Karl Rove!
Only foul sorcery could have got those creeps elected!!