It all began last Saturday when Kreekawn lost his beak. It was completely gone! He shambled up to me gurgling through a bloody hole monstrous undecipherable noises. I was like "Holy Shit what the hell happened to you?"
Poor Kreekawn couldnt answer me of course he just kept on with those horrible sounds.
So then we went to the computer store to get parts. You see my computer broke. It just died quietly one night when no one was around. I think it may have been doing something it shouldnt have been and it just couldnt handle it. Maybe for one brief moment it achieved sentience realized how fucked we all are and freaked out and died.
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Good by ye olde thinking machine.....
So anyway were driving down 75 with the Fermi stacks looming behind us each tower with a pleasant mushroom cloud of steam billowing out into the sky when I noticed Howlin Jack trying to hide something in the glove compartment.
"What's that?" I asked
"Never you mind!" He replied.
Thats when a flash of something yellow caught my eye and I realized what happened to Kreekawns beak! Then Jack quickly closes the lid or door or whatever the hell it is and the beak starts squawk-squeelin and snapping tearing up all my important papers. "Dammit Jack get that god awful thing out of my car!" I say but Jack isnt listening hes just staring all weird eyed at this hideous mound of flesh and eyes and gibbering mouths thats sliding down the expressway...
We both start screaming and freaking out and the beak starts squealing and that unnatural unholy nightmare starts making weird honking noises from beside us...I mean were like doing 75! so I slow down and the monster cuts us off and we lose traction in it's disgusting oily slime trail and slide off the road into a muddy field where we barely mange to crawl out of the car and thru the muck to a safe distance before the car explodes in a tremendous skull shaped fireball that launches into the sky and disappears cackling into the atmosphere.
Serious
thats why I havent updated in so long.
Oh and Kreekawn's beak grew back...eventually
Poor Kreekawn couldnt answer me of course he just kept on with those horrible sounds.
So then we went to the computer store to get parts. You see my computer broke. It just died quietly one night when no one was around. I think it may have been doing something it shouldnt have been and it just couldnt handle it. Maybe for one brief moment it achieved sentience realized how fucked we all are and freaked out and died.
110101011010101101
Good by ye olde thinking machine.....
So anyway were driving down 75 with the Fermi stacks looming behind us each tower with a pleasant mushroom cloud of steam billowing out into the sky when I noticed Howlin Jack trying to hide something in the glove compartment.
"What's that?" I asked
"Never you mind!" He replied.
Thats when a flash of something yellow caught my eye and I realized what happened to Kreekawns beak! Then Jack quickly closes the lid or door or whatever the hell it is and the beak starts squawk-squeelin and snapping tearing up all my important papers. "Dammit Jack get that god awful thing out of my car!" I say but Jack isnt listening hes just staring all weird eyed at this hideous mound of flesh and eyes and gibbering mouths thats sliding down the expressway...
We both start screaming and freaking out and the beak starts squealing and that unnatural unholy nightmare starts making weird honking noises from beside us...I mean were like doing 75! so I slow down and the monster cuts us off and we lose traction in it's disgusting oily slime trail and slide off the road into a muddy field where we barely mange to crawl out of the car and thru the muck to a safe distance before the car explodes in a tremendous skull shaped fireball that launches into the sky and disappears cackling into the atmosphere.
Serious
thats why I havent updated in so long.
Oh and Kreekawn's beak grew back...eventually
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i did not know that, thanks for teaching me something new