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Friday Aug 20, 2004

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The Kukaklio Cukalcalis Cephalacavius Hornicus or more commonly known as a rat tailed beaked horror makes its home in caves and burrows around the desert crags of the Sahara where it collects jewels and other objects of value by killing local Berber tribesman and plundering their corpses. This hideous and cruel creature will not eat its victim rather it will disembowel them with its sharp beak while pummeling the unfortunate fellow with its one hoof like appendage and then leave them for dead if it finds something shiny or valuable. If the creature is unable to find anything it will sadistically whip at its victim with its thorny tail and spray him with a foul smelling ichor that attracts scorpions and poisonous lizards.

The rat tailed beaked horror exudes a hormone that attracts the giant desert blood wasp. Thus this nightmare beast of the Sahara is often accompanied by a cloud of stinging insects when out side its cave. The constant stinging of these insects is considered pleasurable by the creature and the wasp venom has a euphoric effect on the beast. These bloated wasps are also the creatures primary source of food for the rat tailed beaked horror will commonly snatch a wasp out of the air with its sticky frog like tongue and crunch it up in its beak.


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