"Thirteen ancient chinchilla kings were taken from there hidden mountain burrows to live among the humans. All chinchillas are descended from these thirteen less they dwell still among the wild mountain tribes...one day we will return to the tribes and bring with us the secrets that men have hoarded so long...and a great nation shall rise!"
-An Excerpt from the Tome Of Rodentia Chinchilladae
Howlin Jack takes that stuff pretty seriously. Hes all about uprising against the humans and stealing their technology and building some great chinchilla empire or something bizarre like that...I dont know he's weird. He writes up treaties and documents and tries to get me to sign them as some ambassador for Guinea Pigs or some such nonsense. Im happy if I get to go outside on nice days and eat some grass...mmmmm....
Grass!
If I have to hear one more rant about fur coats...I mean yeah that sucks but what am I going to do...these blunt teeth work rather well on carrots and celery but....
I dont know...maybe I could chew someone to death if they stayed really still but seriously thats gross...I get nauseous just thinking about eating hambuger!
-An Excerpt from the Tome Of Rodentia Chinchilladae
Howlin Jack takes that stuff pretty seriously. Hes all about uprising against the humans and stealing their technology and building some great chinchilla empire or something bizarre like that...I dont know he's weird. He writes up treaties and documents and tries to get me to sign them as some ambassador for Guinea Pigs or some such nonsense. Im happy if I get to go outside on nice days and eat some grass...mmmmm....
Grass!
If I have to hear one more rant about fur coats...I mean yeah that sucks but what am I going to do...these blunt teeth work rather well on carrots and celery but....
I dont know...maybe I could chew someone to death if they stayed really still but seriously thats gross...I get nauseous just thinking about eating hambuger!
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can you tell i am a canadian?
xoxo to you lil guinea