Sometimeswhen I hear the distant chattering of lost lovefaint squeals of melancholyan empty water bottle drumming listlessly against the cracked pane of a dusty glass cagethe smell of soiled woodchips carried on lonely currents of the evening breezeI remember her....
Anyways...back by popular demand!!!
FAQ's on the Scuttler
Q: Does the Scuttler ever come out from under the bathroom sink?
A: No. I mean yes...or sometimes!
Q: What does the Scuttler do for fun?
A: The Scuttler likes to spray silk out of his butt and listen to Iron Maiden.
Q: How many legs does the Scuttler really have?
A: Usually between 6 and 13. They grow and then fall off according to his many mood swings.
Q: What is the Scuttler's favorite song?
A: Its a tie between "The Trooper" by Maiden and "Dinah-Moe Humm" by Zappa.
Q: What does...
A: Nope...sorry thats all the questions for today...goodbye!
Anyways...back by popular demand!!!
FAQ's on the Scuttler
Q: Does the Scuttler ever come out from under the bathroom sink?
A: No. I mean yes...or sometimes!
Q: What does the Scuttler do for fun?
A: The Scuttler likes to spray silk out of his butt and listen to Iron Maiden.
Q: How many legs does the Scuttler really have?
A: Usually between 6 and 13. They grow and then fall off according to his many mood swings.
Q: What is the Scuttler's favorite song?
A: Its a tie between "The Trooper" by Maiden and "Dinah-Moe Humm" by Zappa.
Q: What does...
A: Nope...sorry thats all the questions for today...goodbye!
tiamat:
thanks for satisfying my curiosity about the scuttler.
morgan:
When I get my Hanso sword, my "superhero" name will be Killy McKillkill.