OK. Seriously. This is what happened.
ManIm hungry said Howlin Jack.
You just ate! I replied. Howlin Jack has been really getting on my nerves recently. The guy is always hungry and he chews up everything.
No I didnt. He said.
Umm... I just saw you eating. I replied even more aggravated.
No Otto said jack sarcastically, I was chewing. There is a difference you should know.
Whatever, I snapped and tried to ignore him. A minute went by and jack just sat there staring at me, and then he says as if he hasnt already WhoaI am hungry!
Having had enough I snap, Go Eat! and with that Jack jumps over my head (I hate when he does that) and bounds off the coffee table. Of course he leaves a few turds as a gift. How rude!
Howlin Jack is an eating and pooping machine! Seriously thats all he does!
So an hour goes by and I hop down off the table and head toward my cage for a bit of the old water bottle and theres Jack laying in my cagethe water bottle is empty (of course) he is sprawled out on his side with his tail swishing about messing up my woodchip configuration. Jacks mouth is agape his eyes are shut tight and his belly is so bloated it looks as if hes going to have a litter of pups!
Good god Jack! What did you do, I said in astonished horror.
Ottois that you buddy he groaned in a miserable voice.
Jack, I said What did you eat!
Aww manIt was delicious! he replied with a gluttonous grin.
What? I said not really wanting to find out but I knew I had too.
It was a pumpkinA huge pumpkin!
Jack! I said admonishingly.
No no wait He protested feebly holding up his front claw. I only ate half of the outside shell.
Youre still a hog. I said.
Its worse confessed Jack.
Go on,
I ate half the shell and then climbed inside and devoured the scrumptious innardsoh Otto it was soooo deliciousmmmm,
Thats disgusting. I said, Where did you get the pumpkin?
Ohhh I feel sick but I tell you my friend it was worth it.
Right, I reply doubtfully and then continue with a bad feeling building up inside SoWhere did you get the pumpkin?
Ohum... What?
I said, I was getting annoyed Where did you get the pumpkin at?
Ok the pumpkin I thought you said something else! Ha!
Answer my question.
I bought it,
where? Im grinding my snaps now.
UmI uhgot it atthat one place.
Oh yeah that one place eh! my irritation was building.
Yeah you knowtheuhPumpkin Palace.
Jack, I said not even trying to hide my aggravation, There is no Pumpkin Palace and even if there was you dont have any money to buy a pumpkin!
Maybe it was the pumpkin place?
No.
OttoIm so tired and I dont feel good. Why are you harassing me?
Jack. Please get out of my cage!
Ok ok I got it from that pumpkin patch. You know the one by the graveyard.
You didnt!
Well I was really hungry and you werent helping me out any and I hopped out to the woods and there are all these delicious looking pumpkins just growing out of the ground. Can you believe it! Well they looked so good. I couldnt resist. I was soo hungry. I didnt even go near the graveyardno way!
My eyes were wide with fear and my heart began to beat faster for the pumpkin patch jack had gone too was none other than the domain of the dreaded PUMKINHEADSKULLHAND!!!!!
Jack you horse ass! I yell in frustration and fear.
Aw come on Otto dont give me that Pumkinhandskullfootwhatever garbage. I dont believe in that crap. You shouldnt either were not pups anymore. Were full grown chinchillas well Im a chinchilla youre a guinea.OH GOD!
And thats when jack saw the hideous visage of that dreaded fiend floating in the window. The legendary horrid evil monstrous blasphemous unearthly creature known as Pumkinheadskullhand!
ManIm hungry said Howlin Jack.
You just ate! I replied. Howlin Jack has been really getting on my nerves recently. The guy is always hungry and he chews up everything.
No I didnt. He said.
Umm... I just saw you eating. I replied even more aggravated.
No Otto said jack sarcastically, I was chewing. There is a difference you should know.
Whatever, I snapped and tried to ignore him. A minute went by and jack just sat there staring at me, and then he says as if he hasnt already WhoaI am hungry!
Having had enough I snap, Go Eat! and with that Jack jumps over my head (I hate when he does that) and bounds off the coffee table. Of course he leaves a few turds as a gift. How rude!
Howlin Jack is an eating and pooping machine! Seriously thats all he does!
So an hour goes by and I hop down off the table and head toward my cage for a bit of the old water bottle and theres Jack laying in my cagethe water bottle is empty (of course) he is sprawled out on his side with his tail swishing about messing up my woodchip configuration. Jacks mouth is agape his eyes are shut tight and his belly is so bloated it looks as if hes going to have a litter of pups!
Good god Jack! What did you do, I said in astonished horror.
Ottois that you buddy he groaned in a miserable voice.
Jack, I said What did you eat!
Aww manIt was delicious! he replied with a gluttonous grin.
What? I said not really wanting to find out but I knew I had too.
It was a pumpkinA huge pumpkin!
Jack! I said admonishingly.
No no wait He protested feebly holding up his front claw. I only ate half of the outside shell.
Youre still a hog. I said.
Its worse confessed Jack.
Go on,
I ate half the shell and then climbed inside and devoured the scrumptious innardsoh Otto it was soooo deliciousmmmm,
Thats disgusting. I said, Where did you get the pumpkin?
Ohhh I feel sick but I tell you my friend it was worth it.
Right, I reply doubtfully and then continue with a bad feeling building up inside SoWhere did you get the pumpkin?
Ohum... What?
I said, I was getting annoyed Where did you get the pumpkin at?
Ok the pumpkin I thought you said something else! Ha!
Answer my question.
I bought it,
where? Im grinding my snaps now.
UmI uhgot it atthat one place.
Oh yeah that one place eh! my irritation was building.
Yeah you knowtheuhPumpkin Palace.
Jack, I said not even trying to hide my aggravation, There is no Pumpkin Palace and even if there was you dont have any money to buy a pumpkin!
Maybe it was the pumpkin place?
No.
OttoIm so tired and I dont feel good. Why are you harassing me?
Jack. Please get out of my cage!
Ok ok I got it from that pumpkin patch. You know the one by the graveyard.
You didnt!
Well I was really hungry and you werent helping me out any and I hopped out to the woods and there are all these delicious looking pumpkins just growing out of the ground. Can you believe it! Well they looked so good. I couldnt resist. I was soo hungry. I didnt even go near the graveyardno way!
My eyes were wide with fear and my heart began to beat faster for the pumpkin patch jack had gone too was none other than the domain of the dreaded PUMKINHEADSKULLHAND!!!!!
Jack you horse ass! I yell in frustration and fear.
Aw come on Otto dont give me that Pumkinhandskullfootwhatever garbage. I dont believe in that crap. You shouldnt either were not pups anymore. Were full grown chinchillas well Im a chinchilla youre a guinea.OH GOD!
And thats when jack saw the hideous visage of that dreaded fiend floating in the window. The legendary horrid evil monstrous blasphemous unearthly creature known as Pumkinheadskullhand!
at least jack isn't a poop eating machine.