Seriously;
Howlin Jack has gone crazy. He glued some fake dear horns to his head and runs around calling himself Thogog the Stag King. He got so mad at Reggie for reffering to him as Jack that he butted him with those horns and knocked him out a window!
I've been hiding in my cage all day while "Thogog the Stag King" runs amok making weird noises and calling for "The Forest Lord" to save him from the "Great Hunt"!
I dont know what to do! He's tearing up the walls and making a wretched mess of the place.
(Bizzare grunting noises in background)
Oh god!!!
Here He comes!!!
Howlin Jack has gone crazy. He glued some fake dear horns to his head and runs around calling himself Thogog the Stag King. He got so mad at Reggie for reffering to him as Jack that he butted him with those horns and knocked him out a window!
I've been hiding in my cage all day while "Thogog the Stag King" runs amok making weird noises and calling for "The Forest Lord" to save him from the "Great Hunt"!
I dont know what to do! He's tearing up the walls and making a wretched mess of the place.
(Bizzare grunting noises in background)
Oh god!!!
Here He comes!!!
Thunder and Lightning!!
The great hunt comes soon, Forest Lord save my children!!
Ghwooo!!
Gwhooo....
-THAGOG THE STAG KING
edited to comment on Otto's last stand.
truly a magnificent piece of work
[Edited on Sep 23, 2003]