We were about halfway out of the garden when the vitamin C drops started to kick in...I remember jack saying something like "Oh shit man...whats that thing doing!!!!"
I didnt see anything.. and then there was a terrible roar around us and the air was filled with water bottles spinning and spraying droplets all over and then I yelled...
"No man were gonna get all...
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I didnt see anything.. and then there was a terrible roar around us and the air was filled with water bottles spinning and spraying droplets all over and then I yelled...
"No man were gonna get all...
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Breaking up is bunk. Escpecially after five years. I just dont know what to do with myself look at me I am even writing a serious journal entry! What is the world coming too 
Anyways I will try too post something entertaining soon Howlin Jack has been up to some serious weirdness...
Serious
I feel like listening to yahozna now
good night
Anyways I will try too post something entertaining soon Howlin Jack has been up to some serious weirdness...
Serious
I feel like listening to yahozna now
good night
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otto79:
Update....
Noted some peculiarities in the automatons behavioral patterns. Seems to regard me with a strange reverance above what I would expect from such a construct. When Howlin Jack wanted to play some Neverwinter Nights with me I instructed the Automaton to remain in the living room while Jack and I went into he office for a game. The Automaton obeyed of course but I sensed a strange reluctance in it to part my company and when Howlin Jack spoke I saw the onyx eyes of the Golem suddenly shift and flare. I am convinced it was simply a reflection of light and shadow within the room but ....
I dare say it looked like hate!
Noted some peculiarities in the automatons behavioral patterns. Seems to regard me with a strange reverance above what I would expect from such a construct. When Howlin Jack wanted to play some Neverwinter Nights with me I instructed the Automaton to remain in the living room while Jack and I went into he office for a game. The Automaton obeyed of course but I sensed a strange reluctance in it to part my company and when Howlin Jack spoke I saw the onyx eyes of the Golem suddenly shift and flare. I am convinced it was simply a reflection of light and shadow within the room but ....
I dare say it looked like hate!
kizmet:
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The Kukaklio Cukalcalis Cephalacavius Hornicus or more commonly known as a rat tailed beaked horror makes its home in caves and burrows around the desert crags of the Sahara where it collects jewels and other objects of value by killing local Berber tribesman and plundering their corpses. This hideous and cruel creature will not eat its victim rather it will disembowel them with its sharp...
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morgan:
I'm with Tiamat.
tiamat:
such a terrifying picture
whoa! did you hear that? morgan said she was with me
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whoa! did you hear that? morgan said she was with me
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The Kukaklio Cukalcalis Cephalacavius Hornicus or more commonly known as a rat tailed beaked horror makes its home in caves and burrows around the desert crags of the Sahara where it collects jewels and other objects of value by killing local Berber tribesman and plundering their corpses. This hideous and cruel creature will not eat its victim rather it will disembowel them with its sharp...
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As I lay listening to the clicking of Tyrogs cloven feat upon the cobblestone floor I thought of my old friend Reggie and how he used to love the rhythmic tapping of Tyrogs hooves.
Poor Reggie is gone nowhe had fallen into one of the towers of the nearby nuclear power plant. A fate that has haunted my nightmares for many yearshow he floated there...
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Poor Reggie is gone nowhe had fallen into one of the towers of the nearby nuclear power plant. A fate that has haunted my nightmares for many yearshow he floated there...
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tiamat:
your dream about being in a lab? i dreamed about dinos last night. i jabbed one in the head and fresh lemonade and dog kibble came out. weird.....
tiamat:
entertain me!
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kellylynn:
good god, that is the biggest guinea pig i've ever seen in my life.
also: kizmett is right - read Ender's Game. awesome, awesome book.
also: kizmett is right - read Ender's Game. awesome, awesome book.
kellylynn:
ooh, Vonnegut is so good. i've read every one of his novels and around half his plays and i'd have to say that probably Slapstick is my favorite. although, Cat's Cradle did get me hooked, and from there on, i've never really disliked any of his work, except Player Piano. I just couldn't get through that one and come out enjoying it.
"Thirteen ancient chinchilla kings were taken from there hidden mountain burrows to live among the humans. All chinchillas are descended from these thirteen less they dwell still among the wild mountain tribes...one day we will return to the tribes and bring with us the secrets that men have hoarded so long...and a great nation shall rise!"
-An Excerpt from the Tome Of Rodentia...
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tiamat:
yes grasss....
can you tell i am a canadian?
xoxo to you lil guinea
can you tell i am a canadian?
xoxo to you lil guinea
tiamat:
sometime you should stop by and build a fort in my garden. it could be your kingdom away from home
Sometimeswhen I hear the distant chattering of lost lovefaint squeals of melancholyan empty water bottle drumming listlessly against the cracked pane of a dusty glass cagethe smell of soiled woodchips carried on lonely currents of the evening breezeI remember her....
Anyways...back by popular demand!!!
FAQ's on the Scuttler
Q: Does the Scuttler ever come out from under the bathroom sink?
A: No. I mean yes...or...
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Anyways...back by popular demand!!!
FAQ's on the Scuttler
Q: Does the Scuttler ever come out from under the bathroom sink?
A: No. I mean yes...or...
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tiamat:
thanks for satisfying my curiosity about the scuttler.
morgan:
When I get my Hanso sword, my "superhero" name will be Killy McKillkill.
Oh and anyway.what was I saying? Oh yeah
I went to moms house for the holiday and got to see all my siblings again.
Good times!
Everyone is getting on very well. Beaktooth joined the army and made Captain! Probuscio got a job in the city and Colonel Mustachebeak is still umdoing somethingIm not sure what... and of course The Scuttler still lives in the...
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I went to moms house for the holiday and got to see all my siblings again.
Good times!
Everyone is getting on very well. Beaktooth joined the army and made Captain! Probuscio got a job in the city and Colonel Mustachebeak is still umdoing somethingIm not sure what... and of course The Scuttler still lives in the...
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bettina:
Bands of the dead, naturally. 
ophelia:
*sends you a mini teddy bear*
Most guineapigs have clawed feet. Yet my cousin Tyrog has human like hind feat and cloven front feet. Why did I get bunked out?
Howlin Jack says that in the old days chinchillas had feathery wings and flew from peak to peak in their eyrie kingdoms. They held court with eagles and pega...pegususes...pegusi???
He said the ancient chinchilla princes fought with daggers in there forpaws...
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Howlin Jack says that in the old days chinchillas had feathery wings and flew from peak to peak in their eyrie kingdoms. They held court with eagles and pega...pegususes...pegusi???
He said the ancient chinchilla princes fought with daggers in there forpaws...
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tiamat:
did you get eaten? where did you go? entertain me damnit!
tiamat:
hope you get access soon
Often I stare wonderingly into the eyes of the skull headed cane. The one I purchased from a bazaar in the desert. Its leering skeletal face seems to be laughing and its ruby eyes appear to dance with unholy life as they reflect the dim light of the lamp. Sometimes late into the night when all is quiet I hear a distant chattering as from...
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ophelia:
There's no poem quite like a floating skull poem :love;
tiamat:
you still alive? or did your master eat you?
I just read the best book! It was excellent. Its called "Plague on Wheels" by Kilgore Trout.
Its about this planet of creatures that look very similar to automobiles. They had internal combustion engines and ate fossil fuels. Yet they were not built in factories. No way! They reproduced! They laid eggs that contained tiny automobiles that matured in pools of oil. Yeah its weird...
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Its about this planet of creatures that look very similar to automobiles. They had internal combustion engines and ate fossil fuels. Yet they were not built in factories. No way! They reproduced! They laid eggs that contained tiny automobiles that matured in pools of oil. Yeah its weird...
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morgan:
I don't get to see Lord of the Rings until tomorrow So sad.
So sad.
tiamat:
entertain me. update your journal
she is ONLY hot in those movies.
i think girls are hotter in little plaid dresses w/ knee high boots.
i especially love when they kick ass effortlessly.
okay, i'll say it. gimme Go-go in a plaid dress and knee high boots, i'll faint like a child.