OK time to kill band members! The guitarist suddenly announced he's in a softball league that had it's first meeting the day and time of practice. Mind you he says this the morning OF practice. In the end it was ok, because he never spoke to the bassist like he was supposed to. This is why you can't buy a gun easily in NY... 
synthetiksouls:
awwww, that sucks. you could beat him w/ the guitar. that might work. 