oruc_reis

Bare with me today I have two separate topics to cover tonight.

Topic #1
I have figured out why I am such a fat ass. I just ate a whole medium pizza and I am still hungry. Granted I have not eaten more than a granola bar for the last two days, but still a whole pizza. I am such a lard ass.

Topic # 2
I cant stand this fucking city I live in. as everyone knows the weather has been shitty for the last week or so. I did not have the chance to cut my grass over the weekend because of the snow. It is kind of bad, but it has only been a week and a half since I cut it. I got this letter in the mail stating that I have five days to cut my lawn or the city will mow it at least once a month till October at a charge of $100 per cut. There is an ordinance that your grass cant be over 6 tall. Now what the fuck they know goddamn well that you cant cut your grass in the rain or the snow. So how the fuck am I supposed to do it. It is bad enough I work 12-hour days all god damn week, but I have to come home to this shit. I have to get out of this fucking hellhole of a roach motel called Eastpointe. Not to make things any better I left a snippy message on the answering machine of the code enforcement officer.

Thanks to all that read my rant. I do believe that I am getting closer to saying fuck it I m out of here packing up my shit and leaving town. I just have a few small details to work out.