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Friday Apr 22, 2005

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You know what happens to truly nasty people? They're reborn as emoticons.


Look at these miserable creatures-

frown eeek biggrin surreal blackeyed .


Every one paying off a lifetime's worth of wicked wickedness.

Not to be morbid or hostile to all y'all out there happily plugging them in, but there is no emoticon to express what I feel about emoticons. It would be a terrible thing, the necronomoticon.

Haven't Ronald Reagan ooo aaa , Bluebeard the Pirate ARRR!!! , John Ritter miao!! , Chris Farley puke , and Strom Thurmond oink suffered enough.

Let them free, people. Let them be.

And don't try to tell me that John Ritter wasn't evil. He was in Problem Child 2 and that movie about being caught in the TV and in Skin Deep. And he never slept with Chrissy. Worse than Hitler, almost as bad as Jimmy Carter.

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