You know what happens to truly nasty people? They're reborn as emoticons.
Look at these miserable creatures-
.
Every one paying off a lifetime's worth of wicked wickedness.
Not to be morbid or hostile to all y'all out there happily plugging them in, but there is no emoticon to express what I feel about emoticons. It would be a terrible thing, the necronomoticon.
Haven't Ronald Reagan
, Bluebeard the Pirate 
, John Ritter 
, Chris Farley 
, and Strom Thurmond 
suffered enough.
Let them free, people. Let them be.
And don't try to tell me that John Ritter wasn't evil. He was in Problem Child 2 and that movie about being caught in the TV and in Skin Deep. And he never slept with Chrissy. Worse than Hitler, almost as bad as Jimmy Carter.
Look at these miserable creatures-
.
Every one paying off a lifetime's worth of wicked wickedness.
Not to be morbid or hostile to all y'all out there happily plugging them in, but there is no emoticon to express what I feel about emoticons. It would be a terrible thing, the necronomoticon.
Haven't Ronald Reagan
, Bluebeard the Pirate , John Ritter , Chris Farley , and Strom Thurmond suffered enough.
Let them free, people. Let them be.
And don't try to tell me that John Ritter wasn't evil. He was in Problem Child 2 and that movie about being caught in the TV and in Skin Deep. And he never slept with Chrissy. Worse than Hitler, almost as bad as Jimmy Carter.