An architect fellow named Yoric
Could, when feeling euphoric,
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Three kinds of erection --
Corinthian, ionic, and doric.
<vs.>
How reluctantly
the bee emerges from deep
within the peony
* * * *
There once was a vampire named Mabel,
who's period was notoriously stable
So one night in June
she sat with a spoon
and drank herself under the table
vs....
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Could, when feeling euphoric,
Display for selection
Three kinds of erection --
Corinthian, ionic, and doric.
<vs.>
How reluctantly
the bee emerges from deep
within the peony
* * * *
There once was a vampire named Mabel,
who's period was notoriously stable
So one night in June
she sat with a spoon
and drank herself under the table
vs....
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I had a good night bowling. Actually, formwise and aesthetically, I was shit hot. I'm not posturing like I was McCracken cracklin but in the parlance of our times, I was throwing rocks. 144, 180, 157. And I'm proud.
This is what the journal's all about, right? Mumbling your daily whatnots into the air. Looking around its like peer pressure to tell people the really...
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This is what the journal's all about, right? Mumbling your daily whatnots into the air. Looking around its like peer pressure to tell people the really...
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You know what happens to truly nasty people? They're reborn as emoticons.
Look at these miserable creatures-
.
Every one paying off a lifetime's worth of wicked wickedness.
Not to be morbid or hostile to all y'all out there happily plugging them in, but there is no emoticon to express what I feel about emoticons. It would be a terrible thing, the necronomoticon.
Haven't Ronald...
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Look at these miserable creatures-
.
Every one paying off a lifetime's worth of wicked wickedness.
Not to be morbid or hostile to all y'all out there happily plugging them in, but there is no emoticon to express what I feel about emoticons. It would be a terrible thing, the necronomoticon.
Haven't Ronald...
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Whatever happened to Osama? It seemed for a short stretch there we had a villain of epic proportions on our hands. Fuck Noriega, fuck Khomeini, fuck whoever it was in Grenada that got all uppity. We haven't had a villain with as much promise as Osama since Castro.
Those eyes; that beard; the AK-47 footage. Every piece was in place for this fragile young century's...
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Those eyes; that beard; the AK-47 footage. Every piece was in place for this fragile young century's...
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So guess what I said next?
What?
Guess what I said next?
What?
Bitch...your face is Afghanistan.
That's weak.
No, no. Bitch your face is Afghanistan.
You thought that up on the spot...
Yeah, yeah
That's fucking lame.
Cialis. Like a tender nymph on the lake. Cialis. I don't know why, but everytime I see two bathtubs sitting outside during sunset, I think of an...
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What?
Guess what I said next?
What?
Bitch...your face is Afghanistan.
That's weak.
No, no. Bitch your face is Afghanistan.
You thought that up on the spot...
Yeah, yeah
That's fucking lame.
Cialis. Like a tender nymph on the lake. Cialis. I don't know why, but everytime I see two bathtubs sitting outside during sunset, I think of an...
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viola:
I like your username.
Echo...
Echo....
Polo?
Holler!
Echo....
Polo?
Holler!