I feel like blowing up things theise days... let's start with my step-mother's face.
Once upon a time, my hairy daddy and I were living THE perfect life.
Walking around in the appartment only dressed up in slacky Spiderman panties and dirty socks, eating peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast, diner AND souper, swearing as hell when building up things that couldn't just work out, burping after each meal...
...and here she came.
See, my father WAS the kind of Italian man strongly minded, hard headed and at that time I thought he deeply knew what he wanted. I still don't understand why that happened, but after my mama left him, he decided to choose the 'effortless side'.
Oh she's a nice lady, a bit snobish, but nice. But not more than that!
He deserved someone like him for fuck sake!
Mais noooOOoon, why not pick up the first one, it's a lot more easier eh! EH!?!
So anyway the stereotype wanted that i couldn't juts get along well with my stepmom right?
I could have dealed with that... until she took the decision that it was time for some change.
BANG!!
No more comics over midnight, no more prank calls, no more hockey and beer diet. OVER! we were now forced to eat SALAD, to stand right while eating salad, and wash our hands before eating that goddamn salad! Can you believe this?! and on top of THAT, she had to buy those awful-cheezy-dirty-pink naperons to put under our salad plates.
Ppfff.... this is not the worst part my friends. Believe it or not, after eight years of suffering by seeing my dad being totally controled, here she came the other day with a brand fucking new idea.
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
no no NO! HE'S MINE!! how can she does that to him?! he's not a freaking Barbie bordel de merde!
i could see in her evil eyes that victory was hers.... DDAAaaah! it is SO pissing me off...
Sorry everyone, I had to free my mind... but I just don't get it.
Why do people HAVE to be together? I mean, I'm a total hippie so I'll go for love (or whatever you call it) all the way but...
We spend our lifes runing and runing only to try to find the perfect match and then what?
Slowly falling asleep in a poisoned routine, always want to buy more stuff together for 'comfort', going to stupid couples diner and laugh about stupid stories, keep on saying ''we'll go traveling soon'' ''we'll do this that and that'' but not moving our fucking ass, holding hands not because we want it but because that's what 'couple' definition is...
A woman told me the other day ''if you don't find love, it's only because you're not asking for it.'' and then I heard another one telling me this '' if you don't find love, it's only because you're trying too hard''.
FUCK!
Why would I care? If I fall on someone nice, intelligent, funny, someone with whom I like to spend time, someone that shares the same passions, someone that doesn't want to complicate things only because the world wants love to be complicated... someone TRUE.
Then yes, why not? let's live life together and learn from eachother.
I don't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend. I don't want to be in a relationship only to be in a relationship.
I don't want to get dumber and dumber every day by counting the weeks and months since we're together.
I want a lover AND a friend to experiment and enjoy something REAL.
and if I don't find that, it DOES NOT MATTER. Humans relations aren't only about having sex and speak on the phone.
According to myself, it's a lot more than that.
Once upon a time, my hairy daddy and I were living THE perfect life.
Walking around in the appartment only dressed up in slacky Spiderman panties and dirty socks, eating peanut butter sandwiches for breakfast, diner AND souper, swearing as hell when building up things that couldn't just work out, burping after each meal...
...and here she came.
See, my father WAS the kind of Italian man strongly minded, hard headed and at that time I thought he deeply knew what he wanted. I still don't understand why that happened, but after my mama left him, he decided to choose the 'effortless side'.
Oh she's a nice lady, a bit snobish, but nice. But not more than that!
He deserved someone like him for fuck sake!
Mais noooOOoon, why not pick up the first one, it's a lot more easier eh! EH!?!
So anyway the stereotype wanted that i couldn't juts get along well with my stepmom right?
I could have dealed with that... until she took the decision that it was time for some change.
BANG!!
No more comics over midnight, no more prank calls, no more hockey and beer diet. OVER! we were now forced to eat SALAD, to stand right while eating salad, and wash our hands before eating that goddamn salad! Can you believe this?! and on top of THAT, she had to buy those awful-cheezy-dirty-pink naperons to put under our salad plates.
Ppfff.... this is not the worst part my friends. Believe it or not, after eight years of suffering by seeing my dad being totally controled, here she came the other day with a brand fucking new idea.
MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.
no no NO! HE'S MINE!! how can she does that to him?! he's not a freaking Barbie bordel de merde!
i could see in her evil eyes that victory was hers.... DDAAaaah! it is SO pissing me off...
Sorry everyone, I had to free my mind... but I just don't get it.
Why do people HAVE to be together? I mean, I'm a total hippie so I'll go for love (or whatever you call it) all the way but...
We spend our lifes runing and runing only to try to find the perfect match and then what?
Slowly falling asleep in a poisoned routine, always want to buy more stuff together for 'comfort', going to stupid couples diner and laugh about stupid stories, keep on saying ''we'll go traveling soon'' ''we'll do this that and that'' but not moving our fucking ass, holding hands not because we want it but because that's what 'couple' definition is...
A woman told me the other day ''if you don't find love, it's only because you're not asking for it.'' and then I heard another one telling me this '' if you don't find love, it's only because you're trying too hard''.
FUCK!
Why would I care? If I fall on someone nice, intelligent, funny, someone with whom I like to spend time, someone that shares the same passions, someone that doesn't want to complicate things only because the world wants love to be complicated... someone TRUE.
Then yes, why not? let's live life together and learn from eachother.
I don't want a boyfriend or a girlfriend. I don't want to be in a relationship only to be in a relationship.
I don't want to get dumber and dumber every day by counting the weeks and months since we're together.
I want a lover AND a friend to experiment and enjoy something REAL.
and if I don't find that, it DOES NOT MATTER. Humans relations aren't only about having sex and speak on the phone.
According to myself, it's a lot more than that.
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i'm sooo down to meet up, it's been like .. forever!