OOoooh man!
Yesterday I finished working earlier so I decided to go meet up with some friends and have a few drinks
(I got a cold so it's only to kill the germs).
And that's what we did, indeed.
A couple of Tequila shots later, there were only three and a half of us left. One of my best friends, one super hot chick that my lucky friend could fuck, obviously, her MOM whom was entierely ripped (she actually was the half one) and me.
'EnOuGh WiTh ThE MeXiCaN BOOZE!!' we suddenly claimed.
'Aarrhss vvMAH checHEChh' the hot chick's mom answered back. And we all thought the idea was good.
SO, we went to my buddy's car to roll a joint.
At that point of the story, don't ask me where the ladies went, I - DON'T- KNOW.
Ok here we were, dude and I, smoking and smoking AND smoking once again.
'HHEYY!! Let's go EAt soMEthing!' he said by putting down his beer.
' ssshh no need to shOut you dUMbb but yeeeaaaaaaahhhh donuts sound goooOOd' I roared.
...
I can't remember if that happened before or after the donuts, but I can assure you we had donuts.
Out of nowhere, cops came out and pulled us over. The girl (and I won't say this because I have no love for them but that 'girl' looked and sounded like a man) asked my wasted friend his licence.
Of COURSE, he couldn't find it.
The android went back to her car and, probably to stress us up, took twenty minutes to write the goddamn fine. In the meanwhile, my 'I can't find my licence because I'm so fucking drunk' friend fell asleep.
The cop came back to his car, knocked on the window to wake him up, and said:
'Are you sure you're able to drive, sir?'
I mean COMON, we were smelling beer as twelve pirates on a hangover, I was laughing my ass off for NO reason, my friend was deeply sleeping and my nose was bleeding as a cow with no head (I don't know why either, maybe I ran into a wall or something)...
Doesn't THAT look suspicious to you?
Well I can't tell what you think, but I can tell you this: Either this girl was strongly stupid or double blind.
Anyway people that was my story of the week...
I gotta go back to work so see you for the saturday's episode!
PS: Does anyone have suggestions of good songs for a lapdance?
Yesterday I finished working earlier so I decided to go meet up with some friends and have a few drinks
(I got a cold so it's only to kill the germs).
And that's what we did, indeed.
A couple of Tequila shots later, there were only three and a half of us left. One of my best friends, one super hot chick that my lucky friend could fuck, obviously, her MOM whom was entierely ripped (she actually was the half one) and me.
'EnOuGh WiTh ThE MeXiCaN BOOZE!!' we suddenly claimed.
'Aarrhss vvMAH checHEChh' the hot chick's mom answered back. And we all thought the idea was good.
SO, we went to my buddy's car to roll a joint.
At that point of the story, don't ask me where the ladies went, I - DON'T- KNOW.
Ok here we were, dude and I, smoking and smoking AND smoking once again.
'HHEYY!! Let's go EAt soMEthing!' he said by putting down his beer.
' ssshh no need to shOut you dUMbb but yeeeaaaaaaahhhh donuts sound goooOOd' I roared.
...
I can't remember if that happened before or after the donuts, but I can assure you we had donuts.
Out of nowhere, cops came out and pulled us over. The girl (and I won't say this because I have no love for them but that 'girl' looked and sounded like a man) asked my wasted friend his licence.
Of COURSE, he couldn't find it.
The android went back to her car and, probably to stress us up, took twenty minutes to write the goddamn fine. In the meanwhile, my 'I can't find my licence because I'm so fucking drunk' friend fell asleep.
The cop came back to his car, knocked on the window to wake him up, and said:
'Are you sure you're able to drive, sir?'
I mean COMON, we were smelling beer as twelve pirates on a hangover, I was laughing my ass off for NO reason, my friend was deeply sleeping and my nose was bleeding as a cow with no head (I don't know why either, maybe I ran into a wall or something)...
Doesn't THAT look suspicious to you?
Well I can't tell what you think, but I can tell you this: Either this girl was strongly stupid or double blind.
Anyway people that was my story of the week...
I gotta go back to work so see you for the saturday's episode!
PS: Does anyone have suggestions of good songs for a lapdance?
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A lot of songs by Goldfrapp would be killer for a lap dance. Try "Train" or "Strict Machine."
Oro, you should strip on Cline Dion's new hit.
" What do you say in taking chancessssss."
Arghhh I'm so sick of that song, it's driving me crazy.