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I want to write a happy blog. So here's photos of the various angles of my halloween costume and shenanigans. I apologize in advance if I offend anyone actually from Pittsburgh. I love that city, I used to live there, and I bleed black and gold, but damn there's some ugly women that show up to the steelers games.


"Miss Pittsburgh"


Oblig cellphone selfy


Courtesy of my friend Amanda


I totally rocked this contest/game. My oral control skills both awed and disgusted.


The pope said I could drink and God would protect my Baby Ben.


Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Macarena!