So this is a dream to weird to recount anywhere but my SG journal...
In this part of my dream I was walking to school. I had a light to cross a busy street but it changed when I was halfway across. I began to run but the cars came anyway. For some reason my skirt fell off revealing my purple underwear. (I hate purple, I definitely don't own purple underwear.) I picked up my skirt and continued running without being hit.
On the other side of the intersection there was a policeman patrolling traffic. The policeman was Burt Reynolds. He didn't seem to notice as I freaked out trying to get my skirt back on. Instead he handed me some Camel points (you know, the shit you get from Camel cigarettes and buy their propagandist merchandise with) and told me to get to school.
So I did.
Umm, yeah. Burt Reynolds, wtf?
In this part of my dream I was walking to school. I had a light to cross a busy street but it changed when I was halfway across. I began to run but the cars came anyway. For some reason my skirt fell off revealing my purple underwear. (I hate purple, I definitely don't own purple underwear.) I picked up my skirt and continued running without being hit.
On the other side of the intersection there was a policeman patrolling traffic. The policeman was Burt Reynolds. He didn't seem to notice as I freaked out trying to get my skirt back on. Instead he handed me some Camel points (you know, the shit you get from Camel cigarettes and buy their propagandist merchandise with) and told me to get to school.
So I did.
Umm, yeah. Burt Reynolds, wtf?

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i am a dorky guy. cool to see somebody pretty local on this site! oh, and pygmy rules too