Dear, oh, dear. Whatever have I gotten myself into? I can't believe that I was complaining about getting paid to sit around before, because now that I'm actually on my first catastrophe duty...it's fucking shit! I really don't think that I have ever done anything this intense in my life before. Perhaps it's just the newness and trying to coordinate all the nuances of the reports, and the reports, and the reports, and the reports. The other day I sneezed and I had to write a fucking report. I'm going to have to write a report about how I wrote a report for sneezing, and then they'll make me write a report about that.
Where were the days of sitting around sipping coffee flirting with the wonderful women of SG? MANDA!!! Sigh. That was supposed to be like Stella...but I'm not a Brando for sure.
St. Louis is pretty ok. I think it's strange that there are so many pretty girls here. Who would have thought that about St. Louis? Maybe it's the gateway arch that draws them in like magnets or like girls to an arch. I can't imagine that arches do that sort of thing, but you never know. Or, sometimes you do. What do I know? I'm just an insurance lackey.
I fell off a roof the other day, it was hilarious. I'm just glad the insured wasn't watching, cause I think my credibility would have been shot. I fell, twisted around like a cat, landed in the grass, hyperventilated for a spell, cursed myself for being stupid and getting on a roof in the rain...and then I climbed back onto the roof to finish my diagram. I'm dum. Hopefully I will survive long enough to actually make it to my first break. I'm thinking Moscow and St. Petersburg.
Hopefully you three haven't forgotten about me! I'm truly sorry I haven't been better at keeping in touch. I'm beginning to wonder if this job is worth the money. It's literally 24/7. Yesterday, one of the people who I have to go inspect called me at 5 am...5 AM!!! If I wasn't so fucking dazed, I would have ripped into his ass. I was just kind of thinking 'is this even really happening or am I dreaming?' I get calls all day until about 8 or 9 pm and then they taper off. Eh, well, I suppose what will be will be and I'll either stick it out or I'll decide it's not right for me. It's just a crap position to be in because there's very little chance I can find something else comparable.
Sigh. I suppose I shouldn't be complaining. What will be will be.
Much love,
Orgasmatron
Where were the days of sitting around sipping coffee flirting with the wonderful women of SG? MANDA!!! Sigh. That was supposed to be like Stella...but I'm not a Brando for sure.
St. Louis is pretty ok. I think it's strange that there are so many pretty girls here. Who would have thought that about St. Louis? Maybe it's the gateway arch that draws them in like magnets or like girls to an arch. I can't imagine that arches do that sort of thing, but you never know. Or, sometimes you do. What do I know? I'm just an insurance lackey.
I fell off a roof the other day, it was hilarious. I'm just glad the insured wasn't watching, cause I think my credibility would have been shot. I fell, twisted around like a cat, landed in the grass, hyperventilated for a spell, cursed myself for being stupid and getting on a roof in the rain...and then I climbed back onto the roof to finish my diagram. I'm dum. Hopefully I will survive long enough to actually make it to my first break. I'm thinking Moscow and St. Petersburg.
Hopefully you three haven't forgotten about me! I'm truly sorry I haven't been better at keeping in touch. I'm beginning to wonder if this job is worth the money. It's literally 24/7. Yesterday, one of the people who I have to go inspect called me at 5 am...5 AM!!! If I wasn't so fucking dazed, I would have ripped into his ass. I was just kind of thinking 'is this even really happening or am I dreaming?' I get calls all day until about 8 or 9 pm and then they taper off. Eh, well, I suppose what will be will be and I'll either stick it out or I'll decide it's not right for me. It's just a crap position to be in because there's very little chance I can find something else comparable.
Sigh. I suppose I shouldn't be complaining. What will be will be.
Much love,
Orgasmatron
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Aww sweetie! I miss you too!! Even I haven't been around much, what with the move and having to look at the site on my parents computer in a room with no doors.... :p But yeah, come back already! My head has started to deflate with out you around!
-Manda