organic

I should just apologize to any one who might be reading this. Basically, If I am in a chat room I am usually drunk and wanting to find a conversation about polictics. Like most other people I may think I am brilliant after a few drinks, but I'm nothing but an ass. So for those of you who I have contaminated with my drunken statements I apologize. There is the slight chance that I may have sexually harassed a few of you out there. I would also like to apologize for that as well. In a nut shell, I can be an obtuse, blundering, dim witted neanderthal. When I am drunk, I embark on a journey to satisfy my primal urges: to conquer my fellow man and to take a woman. Since I cannot physically do this ( atleast not while I am on line) I tend to make gauche remarks. So if you have received a message from me and I'm cussing you out or I'm telling you that you're hot take it as a compliment. I have either perceived you as a worthy adversary or I appreciate what you have to offer genetically. Which actually means I would like to have sex with you. Not for the reason of procreating, but to satisfy those pesky urges ( I would recommend reading The Moral Animal to learn more about how our instincts materialize in our day to day behavior and influences our choices in life)
I'm mostly harmless and tend to overlook my shameful behavior. If you don't like me, I suggest you should overlook anything about me that is upsetting. Understand that I am genuinely a nice guy who looses all self control ( and self respect) when I've been drinking.