Did people think that revolving doors were like, the future of doors, when they were invented? I walked through one today and it's a rare enough occurence that I just got to wondering if whoever invented them was just walking around with his dick out at that point like, "yeah... you'll never walk through a door the same way again... wrap your fuckin head around that you plebians".
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"A revolving door typically consists of three or four doors that hang on a center shaft and rotate around a vertical axis within a round enclosure. Revolving doors are energy efficient by eliminating drafts, thus reducing the heating or cooling required for the building."
"H. Bockhacker of Berlin was granted German patent DE18349 on December 22, 1881 for 'Thr ohne Luftzug' or 'Door without draft of air'."
lol. i like your reasoning better.