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myra:
I once found a box of orange juice under the bed that, when you shook it, started getting bigger just to shrink again a few minutes later. Sadly, I was forced to throw it away.
rockezi:
ya man.. that ish was crazy!!!!!! i dont even know about my right! 
2% is the best if you like milk..............
2% is the best if you like milk..............
I was in a bachelorette party this weekend, which of course entailed the ol' Male Strip Club thing... HunkMania to be precise.
I'd like to say I was disgusted, but the reality is that if you can ignore the big shlongs swinging around on stage, it's probably the easiest place in all of NYC to meet large groups of hot horny chicks. These girls were...
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I'd like to say I was disgusted, but the reality is that if you can ignore the big shlongs swinging around on stage, it's probably the easiest place in all of NYC to meet large groups of hot horny chicks. These girls were...
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vanessa:
That never even occurred to me until now....now i like that photoshoot even more! haha. Thanks!
By the way,everyone LOOOOVES the old english nessa picture as much as I do!
Feel free to do whatever you want to any other pictures of mine anytime you want.
By the way,everyone LOOOOVES the old english nessa picture as much as I do!
Feel free to do whatever you want to any other pictures of mine anytime you want.
d_e_nugent:
"These girls were so fixated on grabbing some man meat that a few of them started grinding on the bus boys. I am totally going back there by myself." This may be the most brilliantly cunning plan I've heard all year.
And what's with that reviewer? Was she expecting a tour of rare, 19th century banana-hammocks guided by Jodie Foster?
And what's with that reviewer? Was she expecting a tour of rare, 19th century banana-hammocks guided by Jodie Foster?
Ok, this is the sequence of events I heard last night at 3am coming from a house down the street.
Two people yelling at eachother
A chainsaw going at something for a good 5 minutes
Police sirens
uh.
Two people yelling at eachother
A chainsaw going at something for a good 5 minutes
Police sirens
uh.
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elf:
A chainsaw!
And i thought i lived in a bad area!
And i thought i lived in a bad area!
sinner:
Nice! I wonder what happen, maybe an arm or leg got lost in that process.
Thank you so much for the comment on my tatt.
Thank you so much for the comment on my tatt.
Did people think that revolving doors were like, the future of doors, when they were invented? I walked through one today and it's a rare enough occurence that I just got to wondering if whoever invented them was just walking around with his dick out at that point like, "yeah... you'll never walk through a door the same way again... wrap your fuckin head around...
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clio:
I hate revolving doors, they make me feel claustrophobic. I wonder when they were invented?
mortae:
from wiki:
"A revolving door typically consists of three or four doors that hang on a center shaft and rotate around a vertical axis within a round enclosure. Revolving doors are energy efficient by eliminating drafts, thus reducing the heating or cooling required for the building."
"H. Bockhacker of Berlin was granted German patent DE18349 on December 22, 1881 for 'Thr ohne Luftzug' or 'Door without draft of air'."
lol. i like your reasoning better.
"A revolving door typically consists of three or four doors that hang on a center shaft and rotate around a vertical axis within a round enclosure. Revolving doors are energy efficient by eliminating drafts, thus reducing the heating or cooling required for the building."
"H. Bockhacker of Berlin was granted German patent DE18349 on December 22, 1881 for 'Thr ohne Luftzug' or 'Door without draft of air'."
lol. i like your reasoning better.
I just saw the trailer for Funny Games with Naomi Watts... I'd like to go on record as probably the only person in the U.S. who actually has the ORIGINAL version of this movie (in VHS, no less) from like 1999 - a German flick with subtitles, written and directed by Michael Haneke.
It's basically a violent little testament to the sterile randomness of life....
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It's basically a violent little testament to the sterile randomness of life....
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rockezi:
pretty cool..... i haven't seen that.... looks good.
stereorodeo:
awesome work on the "From Photoshop with Love" series. Really amazing work man.
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d_e_nugent:
Gads man!* You're some kind of illustromancer aren't you!?
mojita:
I was supposed to get the poang chair in black.
But sure enough, I open the box, and it was some medium toned pseudo wood color.
But sure enough, I open the box, and it was some medium toned pseudo wood color.
I've been doing some photoshopping of the SG girls recently and thought the community would enjoy them. It's really inspiring to work on a canvas as beautiful as an SG girl, not to mention the great job all the photographers do to bring out the look.
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rockezi:
yes you have... they are awesome! skills to pay the bills baby!
happy b-day!
happy b-day!
sinner:
And they are all beautiful.
My personal website is going up the 31st and I'd love to have more of your work on there!!!
I CANNOT wait to see more of your work...you truly are a genius!
XOXO