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Naked girls are pretty.

One of the groups I'm in asked "who made you join" so I took a trip down memory lane. I looked through pictures I haven't seen in years, it made me happy.

Also, I bought 2 websites but have no idea how to create a website. Anyone want to earn some extra cash?

I am getting so jaded and bitter in my old age...and patience is dwindling, anyone want to chip in to get me a hooker?

Also, headaches are persisting...I may have to see someone sooner rather than later.

FInally...I have been single for a very long time, can't get a date to save my life (even though one of the hottest girls on the site flirts with me all the time through texts and FB ) My buddy showed up for a week long course, he arrived today, we went for a beer and he got a date for Valentines Day...boy do I suck.