Guess who has a date to buttonbutton's wedding, the social event of the season? I guess I'm not socially retarded after all. Well, I am, but even lemonade has some sugar, know what I'm sayin'? Sorry to disappoint you Internet pervos, but you won't be playing grab-ass with this boy.
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saraphine:
Trust me--- loving the environment is the only reason I do not own a rad old car anymore. And yeah, she was a looker. So when is the wedding?
perdita:
See but I've flirted with guys only a few years younger than you. Age isn't the foremost indicator of anything beyond legal limitations I think . . . and yet I've met guys my own age that have their shit together better than that 32 year old. Eh.