Wednesday Feb 21, 2007

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Dear Santa,

Please bring me a girlfriend who dresses like this:



Your pal,

J.
valcapone:
Nah, I didn't even bother to date him. We went out on one date, had weird sex, and I never called him again. Oh, and then he called me like a year later, and I stood him up.

P.S. Isn't it a bit early for Santa? Why not ask for your birthday?
valcapone:
So... you were never born?

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