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One of my bestfriends has a three year old named Jake. It's snowing where they live in the mid-west so my friend bought Jake a spiderman hat and gloves set. The gloves have webbing on the fingers to make them look like spiderwebs. Jake put on his new gloves, ran over to the wall and started climbing it. When he wasn't able to climb the wall, mad and frustrated, he threw the gloves to the floor and yelled "They're broken!"