After being on the phone with a good friend of mine I realized something about myself. I am one fucking amazing girlfriend. And anyone who doesn't want to date me is a fucking loser.
Top Ten Reasons Why I am an Amazing Girlfriend
1. I love porn
2. I'm kinky
3. I have big tits
4. I can care less what you and your friends do. As long as I know I'm wanted
5. I am an only chid therefore I am exteremly independent
6. I'm super girly, but love being dirty and going camping
7. I know more about cars than most boys
8. I don't want your money, I have my own
9. I'm weird, but fun weird, not weird weird
10. I love cooking and doing little things for people
Why the hell and I single? I'm fucking awesome!!
Top Ten Reasons Why I am an Amazing Girlfriend
1. I love porn
2. I'm kinky
3. I have big tits
4. I can care less what you and your friends do. As long as I know I'm wanted
5. I am an only chid therefore I am exteremly independent
6. I'm super girly, but love being dirty and going camping
7. I know more about cars than most boys
8. I don't want your money, I have my own
9. I'm weird, but fun weird, not weird weird
10. I love cooking and doing little things for people
Why the hell and I single? I'm fucking awesome!!
VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
Anyway, this is the youngest one, not the one you almost went out with. But yeah, he's only 21.