i spent today noticing items which were slightly out of order around the house, and considering straightening them. then i drank coffee, rode the F train, typed a lot of unix commands, spoke to my boss on the phone using the slightly louder 'i'm really on it' voice so he'd be sure and know i am really on it and stuff. i also did a naked chicken dance in the hall, frightening my bedmate and any other nearby organisms, even amoebas. i forgot to make the bed, which is kind of weird, and i didn't eat enough breakfast. i really need to solve that whole breakfast issue. boy am i hot. i have a nice belly. my whole torso is generally well received by the aforementioned bedmate, even my distended nipple. time to go listen to cheesy hiphop now! bye!
le:
wow, you seem really cool! i imagine with the nipple and the chicken dance, you must be irresistable to many women. you're a stud!
papawheelie:
yo. glad you made it over today. the vibrator on the key ring really made my day...