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Monday Jan 08, 2007

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Life. Deedle deedle life.
Life. Oooh. Life life lifey life. can't think of anything
Life ohhhhh lala la laaaala that's enough
Liyiyiyiyife....

Oh I don't like scary things
Yes scary things are scary.
I'd rather do something a bit middle of the road instead of a scary thing.

Yes life oooh lifey wifey woo

And I'm such a lame arse
That everything shits me up
Is that a ladder?
Argh.
I also murder rabbits.

Lifey ooh life wargha.

But don't think I'm boring
Cos I like toast better than interesting things.
Yes suggest I do something that was considered cutting edge 20 years ago.
Yes. I will do it.
Yes I will.
Honest.

Lifey oohhaahhhahahahachimpwalla.

So you see
I am the best at life
Better than all you lame-ohs.
So just get up and do a life. Yes.
Oh life.
It can be good or boring but no monsters please.

Oh yes and I think
it would be hard to do my dream
About the robots and alien lezzfest in real life
So lets steal a lyric from another song
Balloon.

bok
jackie:
get a dead pin up girl.... like a sexy zombie biggrin
Jan 15, 2007
jackie:
i had a really wierd dream last night.
I dreamed i was eating loads and loads and loads of sweets with an old friend from school who i havent seen in years. We were talking about what weve been doing since we left school..then a fox came into the room we were in and was speeking english..like a posh english mans voice (y'know like pertwee or john hurt or whatever) he wanted me to scratch behind his ear coz he's never felt what that was like and also to give him a bath......

WIERD whatever surreal
Jan 19, 2007

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