Five things I have learnt today:
1: Do not spend hours preparing a birthday party invitation on Quark Express unless you have first checked it can save in a format that any nomal person will be able to use.
2: Do not spend all evening writing a story for the above that morphs from being a short joke and turns into an excellent idea for a book. You'll regret having written the short version because now you won't want to put it in the public domain.
3: Do not cook the same meal two nights in a row. On the second night, it will always ended tasting like lightly-stewed pants.
4: No matter how much I watch Celeb Big Brother, it will not become good, and neither will I get bored of it.
5: Driving past the gym does not mean you will lose weight.
1: Do not spend hours preparing a birthday party invitation on Quark Express unless you have first checked it can save in a format that any nomal person will be able to use.
2: Do not spend all evening writing a story for the above that morphs from being a short joke and turns into an excellent idea for a book. You'll regret having written the short version because now you won't want to put it in the public domain.
3: Do not cook the same meal two nights in a row. On the second night, it will always ended tasting like lightly-stewed pants.
4: No matter how much I watch Celeb Big Brother, it will not become good, and neither will I get bored of it.
5: Driving past the gym does not mean you will lose weight.
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so what did you do when you caught them trying to slash your tyres?
i see you from herts...where abouts are you?