onesecondmore

in the contest between a turd sandwich and a giant douche, i chose the giant douche.

no matter who wins, the next 4 years are gonna suck and suck hard.

ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts...

EDIT- looks like it's gonna be the turd sandwich for four more years.

"it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite."

EDIT EDIT- goddamn it. come on, ohio. go, giant douche go...