I feel like giving some pointless humor today. Here's a little list of the most pointless ideas that have either popped into my head or came up in conversation....
If you're bored, legally change your name to "Life" and walk around with a name tag on handing out lemons.
If you need to know which of two private investigators is better, hire them to follow each other.
To disgust people make vanilla pudding and put it in an empty mayo jar. Then go into a crowded public place and begin to eat it.
To confuse the piss out of someone.... Run into a store and ask the clerk what year it is, when they answer run out of the storing cheering "IT WORKED!!!"
To confuse people another way, buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" and then take it in to public and leave it different places.
Yup, just nonsense.
If you're bored, legally change your name to "Life" and walk around with a name tag on handing out lemons.
If you need to know which of two private investigators is better, hire them to follow each other.
To disgust people make vanilla pudding and put it in an empty mayo jar. Then go into a crowded public place and begin to eat it.
To confuse the piss out of someone.... Run into a store and ask the clerk what year it is, when they answer run out of the storing cheering "IT WORKED!!!"
To confuse people another way, buy a parrot and teach it to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot!" and then take it in to public and leave it different places.
Yup, just nonsense.