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a short conversation about how the mental battles of a man and his penis can prove to be quite difficult all to often.

JesusVersion1: it sucks when you really like a girl
JesusVersion1: and you're cuddling with her
JesusVersion1: and you're really enjoying the moment
JesusVersion1: and little sean wants to show his appriciation for the moment too..
JesusVersion1: it just sucks when i want...
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mineux:
You made me smile you bastard. And i found out its a stye and not pink eye.. so when i laugh, my eye hurts.
Fucker. tongue kiss blackeyed
kiley:
i put on my robe and wizard hat
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making the trip out to houston here in a minute..

hello houston!
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fuck all this shit.

blah. i posted pics of myself just in case anyone was wondering what i look like besides how i look in the profile pic. they're of 6 months ago, so my hair is actually twice as long now. but yeah. have fun.
kiley:
you sick sick bastard
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i think today went nicely.

my brother had his day off today so we decided to go to dave and buster's to play some shuffle board. thats right. real men play shuffle board. lol i think at one point i laughed to the point of tears because my brother was on the phone and said someting to the extent of "hey i gotta let you...
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kiley:
swamp + ass = swass. no really. use it.

shuffle board is for teh gays.
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i have come to the conclusion that my cousin is incapable of making normal faces.. thats right kristen, im talking about you.

i got a gig of ram today and made my computer even better than it already is (which is amazing in all its geekiness).

san antonio is full of douchebag drivers. i was stuck in traffic for over 2 hours and moved about...
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kiley:
i cant make normal faces. because i am mildly retarded! i dont like my face. you need to convince her to do that. or else. ill stab you. i love fajitas.
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when i was in highschool i could swear by it that i knew women like the back of my hand. now-a-days, i couldnt be further from the truth. take tonight's turn of events for instance.

a brought a date to a friend's party. this other girl i dated saw this and immediately got jealous and was all over me for the rest of the night....
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sky:
i hate girls that do that mad
she sounds really insecure and jealous.
but i dont really understand women either tongue
sky:
hey! thankyou for the message (ive only just read it)
hmmmm things about me! I think my profile gives away quite a lot about myself. well, at the moment I do absolutely nothing (ergh!), i have just finished university and I have no idea what i want to do with my life! it's kind of scary. I just have no idea what I want to do as a career. Suggestions are welcome tongue
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apparantly my house has been having some creepy visitings as of late.

take a couple nights ago for instance: family gets home from dinner, we come home and all the phones are off the hook, all beeping. there is only one voice message, which is about 3 minutes of silence, and then click. later that night, sasha, my puppy dog, runs downstairs barks for a...
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kiley:
i totally sent that email to your mom. and also, you have a puppy?
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it took me an ass long time to do, but i finally transcribed the best piece of writing i've ever had the pleasure of reading. its by my hero, chuck palahniuk.

arthritis, carpal tunnel, and muscle relaxants later, i present to you,

The Nightmare Box
By Chuck Palahniuk


The night before she disappeared, Cassandra cut off her eyelashes.
Easy as homework, Cassandra Clark takes a...
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kiley:
oh my god, hahahaha
opaque:
thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my set.
kiss

thanks even more for making me a favorite blush i am so flattered
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i took the exam, i got an 86% on it biggrin
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sean's life continues on as he studies even more for his state exam. he's entered the realm of muscles, and has been lost somewhere between the trapezius and levator scapulae.. is all hope lost?

meanwhile in the digital world, sean fights past the tyranny of other digital geeks stationed at their computers in the world of warcraft *echo* *echo* will his warlock get geared out...
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sky:
oh good luck with the exam! but this is probably too late now tongue
graciepie:
i did find a dollar on the beach.... wink bok