I WAS A TEENAGE ARDVARK
So i went to tweed to see EkaTree get their twang on. Where the hell is Tweed you say, well you have to venture past Napene and Ajax and you got to get through the Netherworld gates of Peterbrough, down some nowhere road and you run into a small community in the middle of nowhere **WARNiNG WARNiNG USELSS FACt ALERT** Did you know Tweed was the first Canadian Settlement with an all Woman Council?.
So I get there and these people are straight out one of those biker convention magazines. Bikers, Dirt Bikers, 4x4's, burning cars, beer, rain and lots of mud. THe show was great but i hopped in my car to get back to the comfort of my socially binded community and sleep in my bed vrs the my car & soaked clothes.
On the way out i get pulled over by some coppers. Maybe they didn't like my haircut or the fact my car was posing as a garbage dump. I gave them some half truth story of why i was using my old lisense and they ended up giving me a breath-a-lizer. I had 3 beers over 3hrs or so, but you always get that ohhh shit feeling before you blow. Ladies you might know of this feeling on a much deeper level, but I ended up getting out of there after being detained an half hour.
I ask the copperette where the nearest gas station that is opened would be and she gave me some directions to get there. I pass one gas station that's closed and start to get concerned, I pass another one and I start to freak out because it's raining and I'm in the middle of nowhere in Ontario. My car on no gas running on the dirt from the bottom of my engine rolls down an hill and into a gastation. I fill up and then the battery happens to die.
My car proceeds to start up then kick out several times. I phone CAA a couple of times they boost me, then my car kicks out again a minute down the highway. So i jog/walk back to the gas station run into the same CAA truck. He charges my membership 2 calls for basically one which i though was really shinsey. He ends up towing me back to Newmarket (the place where I currently reside) 202.5km's later. I don't know what that is exactly in miles, but THANK JOSh for CAA because it bailed me out yet again, I only add to pay 5 bucks for the tow.
All in all it was typically sucessful Long Weekend full of folly. Good TiMES were had by some. I also cut my hair this morrow and now i look like that guy who use to date my X. That guy being me, i don't like that guy and i thought i killed him but now him and all his pussyness seem to be trying to make a resurgence. NOOOOOooooo must surpress my pussy alter ego, MUST GAiN CONTROL ok ok i think i might be better now.
THE END.....OR iS iT?MUHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
So i went to tweed to see EkaTree get their twang on. Where the hell is Tweed you say, well you have to venture past Napene and Ajax and you got to get through the Netherworld gates of Peterbrough, down some nowhere road and you run into a small community in the middle of nowhere **WARNiNG WARNiNG USELSS FACt ALERT** Did you know Tweed was the first Canadian Settlement with an all Woman Council?.
So I get there and these people are straight out one of those biker convention magazines. Bikers, Dirt Bikers, 4x4's, burning cars, beer, rain and lots of mud. THe show was great but i hopped in my car to get back to the comfort of my socially binded community and sleep in my bed vrs the my car & soaked clothes.
On the way out i get pulled over by some coppers. Maybe they didn't like my haircut or the fact my car was posing as a garbage dump. I gave them some half truth story of why i was using my old lisense and they ended up giving me a breath-a-lizer. I had 3 beers over 3hrs or so, but you always get that ohhh shit feeling before you blow. Ladies you might know of this feeling on a much deeper level, but I ended up getting out of there after being detained an half hour.
I ask the copperette where the nearest gas station that is opened would be and she gave me some directions to get there. I pass one gas station that's closed and start to get concerned, I pass another one and I start to freak out because it's raining and I'm in the middle of nowhere in Ontario. My car on no gas running on the dirt from the bottom of my engine rolls down an hill and into a gastation. I fill up and then the battery happens to die.
My car proceeds to start up then kick out several times. I phone CAA a couple of times they boost me, then my car kicks out again a minute down the highway. So i jog/walk back to the gas station run into the same CAA truck. He charges my membership 2 calls for basically one which i though was really shinsey. He ends up towing me back to Newmarket (the place where I currently reside) 202.5km's later. I don't know what that is exactly in miles, but THANK JOSh for CAA because it bailed me out yet again, I only add to pay 5 bucks for the tow.
All in all it was typically sucessful Long Weekend full of folly. Good TiMES were had by some. I also cut my hair this morrow and now i look like that guy who use to date my X. That guy being me, i don't like that guy and i thought i killed him but now him and all his pussyness seem to be trying to make a resurgence. NOOOOOooooo must surpress my pussy alter ego, MUST GAiN CONTROL ok ok i think i might be better now.
THE END.....OR iS iT?MUHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHH
one_good_eye7723:
is it me or am i just mental?
one_good_eye7723:
no it's you and your mental