omniscient

i just got back from dumpster diving with one of my buddies. We found a pretty nice backpack that was overflowing with porn, marajuana, condoms, and something else that was wrapped up in some paper (possibly heroin). I took "Ejaculation Nation," "Sin City: Lap Dance" and an unmarked vhs tape for proof that this event happened, my buddy took everything else. There was also a bike randomly around one the dumpsters. I rode it around and had some fun with it. We also found several bags of sweet tarts and a bottle of Orange Clean. We made a sidewalk slushy out of it. mmm, thats going to smell pretty good by morning.