omniscient

There's a new drug called Altovis. it treats daily fatigue. So, if you have ever felt tired or stressed out you can now get all druged up with amphetamines to solve your huge problem. Geee, i feel tired sometimes when i work hard, or when i've up for 20 hours straight. I better get some drugs to help me out. Hey, i also sometimes have trouble concentrating after a hard day's works, i better get some more drugs to help my super life affecting case of adult ADD. Hey, while i'm at it, i better get some vitamins and minerals just to make sure i'm getting enough nutrition.

really... how bout if you're stessed or tired, you get some sleep, or get an easier job.

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ok so i was in the shower just a few minutes ago when someone rang the buzzer. I got out of the shower and put on some underwear and then took a look up the half set of stairs to see who it was. There was no one there. The person in the apartment next to me did the same thing and said "someone must have just been pressing the buttons." A few minutes later i get a knock at my door and i get my katana just in case i need some intimidation. I open the door (still in my underwear and nothing else, with the katana leaning against the wall in front of me) and there are two middle school students, one of which being a girl. They were selling the portsmouth herald (the local newspaper). The girl got all panicy when she saw i was in my underwear and walked off leaving the guy to give me his speach about selling newspapers. He couldn't keep a straight face, but neither could i. It was really funny, to me at least. and no i didn't buy a subscription, i fucking hate that newspaper. and yes i'm still in my underwear.