i was browsing the local hannaford's grocery store pastry department earlier today and thought, wow this is a lot like being shot in the face with a 12 guage shotgun, and then going to heaven.
another thought i had while driving home was, if there was ever such a thing as quick-tar (like quick sand except made of tarmac) we would all be screwed. We would be driving down the street and then have to jump out the window because an SUV is probably heavy enough that it would just sink in a matter of seconds. There would also probably be a huge random explosion from the extra large gas tanks. actually on second thought that would awesome. GO QUICK-TAR! YEAH!
another thought i had while driving home was, if there was ever such a thing as quick-tar (like quick sand except made of tarmac) we would all be screwed. We would be driving down the street and then have to jump out the window because an SUV is probably heavy enough that it would just sink in a matter of seconds. There would also probably be a huge random explosion from the extra large gas tanks. actually on second thought that would awesome. GO QUICK-TAR! YEAH!
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opacity:
Yeah, it kinda does look like the gun.
frankie18:
your pretty funny. or maybe you just got lucky with this entry. either way, funny