I almost got into an accident the other day. I was on my way to class when an old lady cut me off to get into the other lane. I made my tires squeel and everything. You should have seen her face! It was of pure terror. I thought it was really funny, but when I passed her I think she was almost crying. HA HA, scaring old ladies is fun. 
ps. has anyone seen Thog? He looks like a cool person to hire for a bodyguard
ps. has anyone seen Thog? He looks like a cool person to hire for a bodyguard