Ha, reading over my last entry, I feel that I sound like a total douche. And although I am often in the proximity of vaginas, I am not really a douche
..... and I'm also not really in the proximity of any vaginas. I lied. I'm so lonely, gosh darnit. Won't somebody love me?
anyways, I have absolutely no idea how to write an introductory entry without sounding retarded. It's so stressful to think that people will judge the content of my future entries based on this. The pressure! The pressure! So here's what you can expect from me
I flunctuate between between too geeky to be considered cool, but too cool to be considered geeky. That means I'm a sexy loner who plays by her own rules. Seriously, chicks dig that. I'm a bit of an oddball and I have no social skills whatoever. The awesomeness of my ginormous vocabulary does not prevent me from temporarily forgetting what a "taboo" is. I've put my foot in my mouth on such numerous occasions that everything I put in eat is starting to taste like Dr. Scholls. Mmm, minty. I have an odd brand of humour that's precariously balancing between being somewhat witty and being completely retarded at the same time. Think of a farting concierto featuring melodies from Madame Butterfly. That's another thing I like, Opera. No other musical genre can have the same effect on me that Opera has. I'm one of those people who really love sincere conversations about anything and everything. I like lying in bed, or sitting in a field, talking about aliens or fashion or science or that mole on so and so's chest that looks like an extra nipple. And as with anything else, nudity just makes it so much better. I'm pretty cheeky though. I talk about sex and sexuality A LOT. I spend a lot more time talking about it than doing anything about it though which is really sad.
..... and I'm also not really in the proximity of any vaginas. I lied. I'm so lonely, gosh darnit. Won't somebody love me?
anyways, I have absolutely no idea how to write an introductory entry without sounding retarded. It's so stressful to think that people will judge the content of my future entries based on this. The pressure! The pressure! So here's what you can expect from me
I flunctuate between between too geeky to be considered cool, but too cool to be considered geeky. That means I'm a sexy loner who plays by her own rules. Seriously, chicks dig that. I'm a bit of an oddball and I have no social skills whatoever. The awesomeness of my ginormous vocabulary does not prevent me from temporarily forgetting what a "taboo" is. I've put my foot in my mouth on such numerous occasions that everything I put in eat is starting to taste like Dr. Scholls. Mmm, minty. I have an odd brand of humour that's precariously balancing between being somewhat witty and being completely retarded at the same time. Think of a farting concierto featuring melodies from Madame Butterfly. That's another thing I like, Opera. No other musical genre can have the same effect on me that Opera has. I'm one of those people who really love sincere conversations about anything and everything. I like lying in bed, or sitting in a field, talking about aliens or fashion or science or that mole on so and so's chest that looks like an extra nipple. And as with anything else, nudity just makes it so much better. I'm pretty cheeky though. I talk about sex and sexuality A LOT. I spend a lot more time talking about it than doing anything about it though which is really sad.