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I had the worst dream ever! Some Armenians stole my truck.
This group of Armenians stole my truck and wouldn't give it back. So I kept trying to get ahold of them because I knew the people, but they were assholes. A few hours later they sent over a couple of guys to take care of me, but I didn't know that at the time so I told them to get ahold of the people that stole my truck but they wouldn't call so I jabbed my thumbs into their right eye sockets killing them somehow. Fast forward a few and I finally get ahold of the people that stole my truck and told them to meet me at my work and bring back my truck along with money to pay me back for using up my full tank of gas, but they said they'll pay for half the gas but that wasn't good enough. As I'm sitting in my friends care in front of work I notice police around and I get out of the car and a police officer tells me to get on the ground but I said "wait I need to put my shoes on." She says no, so I threw them on the ground and stood on them but she pushed me down to the ground. Then I notice a couple of guns on the floor with empty shells and I asked what was going on and she said nothing then another police officer came over with some random punks with a mohawk's head. THE END


I got these this week (red one and black one on the right)